::Chimpeng::

Just for laughs...mwahahaaa...

I was looking for an empty space to park my car at Bangsar
when suddenly there's a knock on the glass

"Encik ah..tanya sikit ah..itu Chimpeng mana ah..?"

"Apa?"

"Chimpeng, Chimpeng...saya sudah tanya itu guard ah..dia cakap sini ada satu Chimpeng.."

"Sorrylah apek. Saya tak tau woh...apa tempat itu Chimpeng?"

"Aiyah...itu Chimpeng balu punya..saya mau pigi angkat wang laa..."

"Tarak tau la boss. Itu kedai ka apa? Along ka?"

"Chimpeng bukan kedai maa..lu itu pun tak tau ah..? Itu Chimpeng macam itu...Maypeng, Public Peng, RHetB Peng...itu balu punya Peng.."

Buat aku pening je...
rupa2 nya dia cari...............CIMB Bank...!!!!

p/s: sengal punye cine..pelat2 menyusahkan owang je...=P

::Sweet Dream::

Enjoy this song...sgt comeyyyy hokeyh~!! (pinjam hokeyh anim yg agak2 gedik same cam tuan die gak) hehe...

Sweet Dream - Jang Nara

It's gonna be another day with the sunshine
the sunshine shines through the window
the eyes is getting woke slowly
i see you greet me with your smile

Kissing on the cheeks
accompany me with your love
drinking morning coffee with messy hair
who can tell me that this is not a dream?

It's gonna be another day with the sunshine
the sunshine shines through the window
the eyes is getting woke slowly
i see you greet me with your smile

When we can get together i feel paradise
this a paradise of happiness
music that full of love
and now i'm protected by you

Ordinary name...
my name is never gonna get attraction
because of your way of calling
i start to love my name

It's gonna be another day with the sunshine
it is you that turn me into star
so please be always beside me
i will say 'I LOVE YOU' to you

When we can get together i feel paradise
just like Cinderella and the prince
they lived happily ever after
is your heart that makes me believe in love

This is the happiness that everyone wants
so please don't wake me up
don't break it
let the loves come true... =) =) =)

Urmmm..i feel like i'm living my life such a 'sweet dream' as i walked through these days and i do really hope that there is nothing able to wake me up. (unfortunately, EIA and subra always be my nightmare..sweet dream no more!!) Huh....

Ok...i'm gonna sleep...it's too late already
Good night everybody...
Have a sweet dream~!! (~_~)

::Why Men Can't Be Cars Model::

Hihiii..super funny pics...juz for fun...watch out~!!



Hahahaaaa...sumpah lawak~





Ngeh3...

::Hurmmm....::

Tatkala kebosanan terlampau mengadap EIA.....maka terasa nak berfoye2..dan ini hasilnye......

What is on your wrists right now?
:: Gelang tgn...

What are you listening to right now?

:: Mirror Mirror by M2M...nice song~

What does your hair look like right now?

:: gune jari pun boleyhhhhhhh...hukhuk..act,serabai kot sbb otak tgh serabai...yayy

Your phone rings, what do you say?

:: “yeayea...”

What made your day different today?

:: urmm..kakak aisyah dtg umah...hehe

Are you looking forward to anything?

:: nak gradddddd!!

Has anyone said they loved you today?

:: Nope...=( hehee

Is there something you're looking forward to this month?

:: Setelkan proposal, questionnaire n EIA

Do you want to see someone this very minute?

:: Ermm..maybe..(~_~)

Are you trying to avoid somebody at the moment?

:: Yupss..definitely~!!

Whats on your mind?

:: EIA...EIA...EIA...huh...

What makes you happy?

:: People around me..especially kamu..wekkk=P

What do you want right now?

:: Nite walk...terasa mau kuar jln2 amek angin malam..tenangkan fikiran yg serabut dgn EIA nih...

Do you get drunk every weekend?

:: Nope and never. I'm a muslim..=)

What was the first thing you did this morning?

:: Send a morning text to mr.moshi2...bangun2...hehehe

If someone liked you right now would you want them to tell you?

:: Definitely YES! Biar jelas lagi tersuluh..itu pun if org tu pun sy suke..kalaw yg sy x berminat tu,simpan saje la dlm hati kamu ye kerna sy x berminat utk tahu apetah lagi utk membalasnye. Titik~ hehehe (cehh..cam ade org minat je..hakhak) :p

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?

:: Nope and never

Do you ever get "good morning" texts from anyone?

:: Erkkk..almost everyday....hihii=P

Would you ever become a vegetarian?

:: Tidak mahuuuuu..sy perlukan protein~

How do you deal with the pain of heart break?

:: Solat tengah malam..ngadu kat Tuhan..=)

Do you want your phone to ring at the moment?

:: No,thanx~

Do you ever hang out with someone of the opposite sex?

:: Yeappp...

Who is the last you talk to on the phone?why.?

:: Mr.moshi2 a.k.a mr.anonymous....ngn awak laa..wekkk=P. Why?? erkk..none of your business. Its our business. Hehehe~

Who is someone who can always make you laugh, even on a bad day?

:: Bile borak ngn awak kot..asek gelak je...mwahahaha

Who's in your profile picture with you?

:: Aisyah, Nor n Nadia (kak haza ade gak enteprem kt blkg tuh)

Did you go out or stay in last night?

:: Pgi Jusco jap...

Have you ever fallen asleep texting someone?

:: Pernah kot..dolu2...

Besides this, what are you doing right now?

:: listening to the music~!! rite now tgh dgr lagu Wondergirls..i want nobody nobody but you...lalala~~~

Who was the first person you talked to today?

::My lil brother..."ajimmm..bangun..gi skolah.."

Think back six months ago, were you single?

:: yupss..sure~

Who was your last missed call from?

:: +60301 at 4:52 pm.....sape tu ye?? wekkkk=P

Are you allergic to anything?

:: allergic to chillies...nnt tgn sy pedas+panas =(

Are you good at giving directions?

:: Maybe

Have you lost friends in the past 3 years?

:: Nope...

What was the last thing you watched?

:: Music Bank at KBS World

Whose voice did you first hear today?

:: My mom...."azzimmmmmmmmmm..bangunnnnnnnnn..pgi mandiiiii!!!"

Do you think relationships are ever worth it?

:: Of course~!

Connection between you and the last person who text messaged you?

:: My fren..fazrul

Today, would you rather go forward a week or back a week?

:: Go back a week..sy mau cuti stat balik...

What happened at 10:00 am today?

:: Sambung tido...zzzZZzzzzZZzzz

Where was your default picture taken?

:: Dinner EHSAN

Have you ever taken a picture of yourself kissing someone?

:: Nope,xpernah...(snap pic tym kiss patung Junpyo pernah la..haha)

Last thing you bought?

:: Short utk tido...
Is there anyone you know that deserves to get slapped?

:: Urrrm..ade kot..the worst guy ever..huh

Have you ever been told that you were going to hell?

:: Erm,pernah...from Angraeni..she said because only me can turn dat hell into heaven by my sweetness. Ahakzzz poyo la kamu~!!

What is one exotic destination that you would like to visit?

:: Spa at Bali.....relaxing moment with someone i luved...aaaaaaa..beshnyeeeeee~~~

p/s: First time wat mende alah ni...sj bosan2..hehe =)

::Who Will You See??::

Lets try this..its fun~!! Just follow the instruction provided and surprisingly, the result is amaze. You gonna see someone....but...the thing is...who will you see?? Jeng..jeng..jeng.. =)


Caution: Dont try this if you are alone..it may haunted you..mwahahahahaaa~!!

::Adoii..sakitnye!! (18 SG)::

Entry ni khas untuk cik farhanim alias...yeahhh anim, i know what you did in the toilet..ahakzz~!!
Aritu kamu yang request nak tengok kan...watch out babeyh...





Akibat duduk mencangkung di atas tandas duduk...terlalu pembersih barangkali? (xnak letak punggung atas mangkuk tandas..takut nanti kuman gigit2 punggung)








adoii...sakitnyeee...dah rabak...



Ouchhh....(T_T)

Kesimpulannya, kalau duduk..duduk. Jangan mencangkung. Ingat tu nim..hargai aset anda..duduk dengan cermat, ingatlah insan2 tersayang. Wahahaha.... =P

::Karangan Paling Comel::

Hihii..lawak betul la budak2 zaman sekarang...jom bace karangan comel bergenre komedi seram nih...

Ngeeeee...comelnyeeee sayanggggg....takut hantu e...olololo shiannye die...meh kakak pukul hantu tu....panggg~!!
eiiyy..tatotnye...tatotnyeee....tatotnye bace karangan die...ngeh3...

Ermm..ni la karangan paling comel yang pernah aku bace. Hahaa.. Sengal la budak ni..dah tau takut lagi mau bukak pintu. Tiba2 sy terlihat seekor hantu..eh..seorang hantu..eh eh..seekor hantu kot...hihii comelnye die confuse.. "Selepas itu pintu saya diketuk lagi. Saya sangat takut lalu saya pergi buka pintu. Hantu itu sangat takut" wakakaka...pehal la pulak hantu tu nak takut..hantu tu takut tengok die ke?? heheee..
"hantu itu gembira juga kah?" kahkahkah..cikgu die pun sengal..layan je.... Aduyaiii..comelnye la ini budak..kesian die kene jumpa cikgu pastu...hikhikkk~

So, kepada adik2 kat luar sane..pasni buat karangan jangan main2 taw..hehe
jom layan video kat bawah ni...
video comel dari abang2 yang comel khas untuk kanak2 comel especially tuan punya karangan tuhhh...enjoy this song =P

Cutenye my changmin...(",)
ok,daaaaaa~!!

::Awak....(21PL)::

Entry ni khas untuk someone yang aku concern..so, for those yang tak berkenaan..please stop your reading here. titik~ hehehe...

Iyee..untuk awak la..untuk sape lg..hehee. Penatnye wak..td g reunion..pastu balik trus kemas2 brg n setelkn pape yg patut..n on9 jap semate2 nk update mende alah ni. Cmne maen bola? menang ke kalah? hehe. Urm, skng ni da kul 1.24 pagi ari ahad..tggal beberape jam je lg sy nk gi register kolej baru.
Means..tggal beberape jam je lg utk sy habiskn cuti sem ni n tggal beberape jam je lg utk sy jadi final year student. Huh... =(
Esok pagi sy da nk gerak gi puncak alam...beratnye hati sy wak...adoiiii....beratnye hati nak teruskan perjuangan utk sumtin yg sy da tak berminat dan lg berat hati sy nak tggalkn cuti sem ni..ngeh ngeh ngeh...tp xpe la, staun je lg. Fighting~!! Sy taw sy mesti teramat bz lpas ni...dgn testnye..projek lg..thesis..preparation untuk intern...aaaaaaaaa...~~~ Maybe da x byk ms sy ley spend ngn awk..blog ni pun mungkin akn bersawang je kot pasni..hahaa. But dun worry...you're not alone..i'm here with you..though you far away..i'm here to stay..alamak2..ayat cm lagu maikel jeksen la pulakkk..ngeeeee, hehehehe. Erm, law ade ms kite spend tym same2 k...wekkk=P hehe. K la, nk tdo da..penat gilerr..so awk, jage diri baik2, jage makan (jgn tdo smpai missed makan ye =p), jgn tdo ptg lame sgt (nnt awk susah nk tdo mlm), jgn lupe kunci basikal ;P...x mo nakal2 taw kt sane, x mo gedik2...n makan x mo comot2..wekkk=P hihiiii....sy kt cni pn akn jage diri, jage maruah, jage kesucian, dan jage segale2nye lah sebaik mungkin...wahahahaaaa.
Ngeeee...ok..take care of yourself n thanx awk...
thanx for everything. Arigatou gozaimasu. Keshite sayonara wa iwanai. Daaaaaa~ =)

::Goodbye Jacko::

No joke. King of Pop is no more. Urmm, itu lah berita yang mendapat perhatian seantero dunia hari ini. Kematian mengejut Michael Jackson disebabkan serangan jantung (the real reason is still in investigation) pastinya membuatkan berjuta-juta peminatnya di seluruh dunia menitiskan air mata. I'm not his fanatic..and of course i'm not his fan either..cuma terasa nak tulis je pasal dia ni sebab life dia agak menarik la. Macam2 yang dia lalui. Memulakan karier nyanyian dengan kulit hitam, pastu wat pembedahan plastik jadi putih melepak, pastu terlibat pulak dengan jenayah seksual terhadap kanak2...dan akhir sekali memilih Islam sebagai jalan hidup dengan nama Mikaeel. Alhamdulillah. Finally, dia meninggal sebagai seorang Islam. Aku rasa dia bertuah kot. Buku dia baru je bukak..so, tak banyak lagi kot dosa yang tercatat dalam tu. Mungkin dosa kita yang sememangnya dilahirkan sebagai orang islam ni lagi banyak kot daripada dia. Hukhukk...

Erm, nothing much to say..terasa touching lak bila dengar lagu You Are Not Alone. The only one of his song yang aku suka...hehe
(watch out dis video..ada sesuatu yang menarik~)

You Are Not Alone
Michael Jackson

Another day has gone
I'm still all alone
How could this be
You're not here with me
You never said goodbye
Someone tell me why
Did you have to go
And leave my world so cold

Everyday I sit and ask myself
How did love slip away
Something whispers in my ear and says

That you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though you're far away
I am here to stay

You are not alone
I am here with you
Though we're far apart
You're always in my heart
You are not alone

All alone
Why, oh

Just the other night
I thought I heard you cry
Asking me to come
And hold you in my arms
I can hear your prayers
Your burdens I will bear
But first I need your hand
Then forever can begin

Whisper three words and I'll come runnin'
And girl you know that I'll be there
I'll be there

You are not alone
I am here with you
Though you're far away
I am here to stay

You are not alone
I am here with you
Though we're far apart
You're always in my heart

For you are not alone....

Free download--> You Are Not Alone

Ngeee..terasa sayu la plak dengar lagu ni di hari pemergian dia. Sobsobsss...
This is life. Sehebat mana pun kita diagungkan kat dunia ni, satu hari kita akan pergi jugak. So, to all of his fans out there, jangan sedih2...doakan je roh dia dicucuri rahmat.
Goodbye Jacko. You are not alone there...
AL-FATIHAH~

::Oppsss..Sushi::

I just wanna share a useful information that i gained a few years back from my biology's lecturer, mr.joned..sorry, i forgot his real name..huh...and the story goes like this..
are you ready?? =P

This is a true case of a japanese man from Gifu who complains incessantly about a persistent headache. Mr.Shota Fujiwara loves his sashimi and sushi very much to the extent of trying to get them as 'alive and fresh' as can be for his insatiable appetite. He develops a severe headache for the past three years and has put cut off as migraine and stress from work. It was only when he started losing his psychomotor skills that he seeks medical help. A brain scan and x-ray reveals little however.

But upon closer inspection by a specialist on his scalp, the doctor noticed small movements beneath his skin. The, the doctor did a local anesthetic to his scalp and discovered the cause when tiny worms crawled out. A major surgery was thus immediately called for and the extent of infestation was horrific. (As shown in the pictures provided)

Remember, tapeworms and roundworms and their eggs which abound in all fresh fishes and salt fishes can only be killed by thorough cooking (75 deg C and above) or freezing the fish in a temperature between 0 deg C-4 deg C. The eggs of these parasites can only be killed if it is cooked or frozen under the appropriate temperatures as mentioned above for a week or more. Think twice about that raw dish next time..or you might get a headache. Hehehe..


So...BEWARE!!